It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
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