Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
Whoever had sex in my bed during the party last night left a glow in the dark condom on my floor. I'm not even mad anymore, I just want to know who it is so they can tell me where to get one.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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