Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
You threw a handful of caps into a pitcher of Heineken and asked everyone if they wanted to go "bobbing for molly"
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
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