Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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