Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
If I'm not up by 8, will you please knock on my door?
That depends, can you stop texting me while you're masturbating?
Touche.
I CAN STILL HEAR YOUR VIBRATOR.
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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