no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
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