and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
Come back. Shots need mouths.
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
I am never drinking with the goths again.
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
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