HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
This is a test of Andrews drunk texting, had this been an actual drunk text, all the words would be spelled incorrectly and would be missing key verbs and nouns, followed by a request to not get fired.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
i now understand why vodka
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
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