member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
May the power of my ass compel you!!
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
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