k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
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