He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
Turns out I hooked up with a chick who has lupus. I don't know if that's a bucket list thing or not, but it's now on mine. Check.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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