I need help removing her.
If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
Being this Hungover on Easter has brought my closer to Jesus... I swear he had to feel shitty like this after coming back from the dead
come over after work tomorrow, liz and i will make all of your wildest dreams come true. so long as your wildest dreams involve drinking champagne at my house with two girls who won't have sex with you.
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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