I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
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She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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