I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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