I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
Randomize
