Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
Strip clubs it is bday boy. One condition. I am in full custody of your ID. I plan on being in no condition to coordinate rescue operations and we need to keep casualties to a minimum. You cannot be trusted.
Alright goddamnit. Can I bring my pirate hat?
I insist.
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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