So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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