I heard some girl say 'yeah he mustve been so drunk he kept mumbling and repeating himself'
And I thought
Fuck I do that shit every weekend
I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
im in class. still drunk. wearing one sock. eating a breakfast sandwich and trying to make sure this bottle of whiskey doesnt fall out of my purse in front of my professor
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
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