May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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