You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
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