your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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