yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
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