I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
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