I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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