Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
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