Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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