I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
I tried to steal a Mike's Hard sign last night but it didn't work out
why what happened?
Well it was going fine.. until the bouncer noticed the three foot steel lemon sticking out of my jacket.
Holy sore nipples Batman
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
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