Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
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