I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
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