Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
you're trying to get a guy who's been in a coma for 2 weeks and who thought he was in '08 yesterday to drive you to the liquor store?
yeah, you wanna come?
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
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