he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
Bonded with the ladies at the perfume outlet by saying "help me smell like i'm not hungover before my shift starts". This is not where I wanted my life to be
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize
