Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
My new roommate looks like a troll. Or a serial killer. So if I disappear, show this text to the cops.
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