Me. At least after what I've been through.
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
I have an explanation for how we got this drunk this fast... but you wont like it. We are officially in complete liver failure.
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
I'm just crazy horny about you
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
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