i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
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