You're completely useless in the revolution.
nailed a girl as she was wearing a darth vader shirt. Cross that one off my list.
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
where does the pee come out of this thing
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
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