So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
i just saw a homeless guy running after a pigeon, catch it and put it in his jacket pocket. I'm not sure if the bird is now his pet or dinner!
Omg. Well, welcome to Oakland...
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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