another moral hangover. fuck.
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
I’m really upset they canceled the conference. Since the divorce I’ve been working out, I bought cute new outfits and even found a bikini I liked. Now it’s all online. You can’t get laid at a webinar
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