You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
I don't save the phone numbers of guys I don't like. That way it's a surprise when a random number texts me and tells me I have great tits.
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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