He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
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