so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
You thought you were drunk? I woke up at 6 o'clock this morning with a cheeseburger in my left hand a drink in my right with my window half way down. it was raining.... fml
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
Randomize
