would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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