he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
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