What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
Can I sleep on your couch? My wife just found my eHarmony account.
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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