Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
Not only did I see you last night, you had me help you meet women by convincing them you were deaf and only I understood your sign language
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
Why is there bacon in the couch?
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