Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
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