Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
Randomize
