I walked in on my roommate finishing watching something on his computer. There was cum all over his screen. He awkwardly said hi and pulled up his pants.
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
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