Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
Eric just called. Says he's trapped in a cul de sac because the road disappeared. Wants me to tell him what street has the bushes that whisper sweet nothings into you ear and the wobbling purple pokemon. Oh, and a "bigger and better" penis is growing out of his belly button. He took shrooms by the way.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
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