I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
In light of your oncoming completion of twenty-three years of personhood, I feel a pressing need to blast country-pop phenomenon Taylor Swift's hit single "22" in your general direction until midnight.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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