wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
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