Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
her facebook's as public as her vagina
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
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