I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
I think I’ve reached sophomore-year-level of bad ideas
and you know that’s the highest possible level because it’s when I met you
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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