well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
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