I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
Dude, I was completely sober last night, didn't puke on my shoes, went home with an incredibly beautiful girl, wore a condom, and didn't wake up in a puddle of urine this morning.
hah, sarcasm, classic
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
Randomize
